Tuesday, November 10th 2009
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Patrick Swayze- She’s Like The Wind
This is mine and bohemea’s song.
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Happy birthday, Bram.
Abraham “Bram” Stoker
(Clontarf, 8 novembre 1847 – Londra, 20 aprile 1912)
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rabbyte:(via evilnebula)
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trueconfessions:herecomesthesound:
my dad is having a severe mid-life crisis.
things he used to do:
- go to work
- wear unnecessary suspenders and christmas suits
- go to work functions with mum
THINGS HE IS DOING NOW:- RETIRING. lol wut. you’re not even old ffs.
- GOING TO THE GYM ALL THE TIME whilst wearing very little clothing, prancing around and whipping my gym-going schoolfriends with towels (SERIOUSLY. THEY TEXT ME EVERY TIME HE DOES IT).
- mentoring all the musclebound male receptionists in how to be a silver fox or something, idek. they think he’s fucking zeus. like he told cameron to stop spending thirty minutes doing his hair in the changing rooms AND CAMERON STOPPED.
- being Gossip Dad and going to all these art gallery openings with his single-mum bffs. usually seen wearing sky-blue sweatervests or occassionally banana yellow cashmere jumpers.
- is determined to grow his hair long ‘LIKE KEITH RICHARDS IN 1969, CAMILLA’ and has even gotten his hair ~shaped for it to grow in proper keith richards form or something please help me, god.
- has also started to wear his 80’s lime green-tinged stonewash jeans again. they are tapered and end above the ankle. words cannot describe the horror inflicted. he wears them with visible red socks, tramping boots and a moleskin overcoat. i can’t even.in conclusion, my dad is becoming fabio. (PICTURE IS NOT ACTUALLY MY DAD. IT IS FABIO. HOWEVER, THERE IS NO LONGER MUCH DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO.)
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Monday, November 9th 2009
This year wasn’t Amy Poehler’s first time as a Glamour Magazine Woman of the Year. In 2002, she won with her fellow female SNL castmates Tina Fey, Rachel Dratch, Ana Gasteyer, and Maya Rudolph. That’s right! There used to be FIVE female cast members on SNL! And with Maya there, Kenan Thompson did have to wear a dress to be all the female black celebrities. Crazy times.
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You know what whoever came up with the Dan/Vanessa/Olivia G-rated threesome idea? Fuck you. I would have been perfectly content to see any combination of these four stunning creatures in a sextacular embrace, but instead we had to watch those three d-bags exchange kisses similar to the ones people exchange at an office Christmas party. The beginning of an office Christmas party, mind you, not the end where you’re in the supply closet with your co-workers, stripped down to nothing but a pair of reindeer decorated socks and a Santa hat, playing spin-the-bottle after an evening of photocopying your boobs & making jokes about your boss’s jingle balls. Shit! I just made up a better group sex scenario than those lamers on the Gossip Girl staff. Oh, and making the little tease at Chuck getting down with Blair & Serena in an elevator just before the no tongue spit swap scene set to the easy listening cover of TI’s Whatever You Like? NOT COOL.
The awesomeness of this post, I am worried, is going to be lost due to the fact that Gossip Girl’s ratings are now lower than a rerun of Eastwick. So lemme break it down for all of y’all who don’t know. Remember that whiny douche Dan? Remember the buzzkill with yarn for hair Vanessa? Remember how they lack the sexual energy to power a nightlight? Well throw D Lister Horseface Duff in there and months of media build up for one heterosexual kiss and a closed mouth kiss between two girls, and then a shot of these three drips laying in bed together, the quilt tucked up to their chins, practically, and you get to congrats yourself yet again that you spent your Monday night whacking off/playing Scrabble with your mom on Facebook/chopping off a deer’s head with the Trinity killer/whatever the fuck you did besides watching this snorefest. And once again, Josh Schwartz, you are the comet that flames out and dies in the first season’s brillance.
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Amy Poehler at the Glamour Woman of the Year Award tonite at Carnegie Hall
“Amy Poehler is a Glamour Woman of the Year because she wears gowns around her house,” Tina Fey joked in a video just before the comedienne received her award from Saturday Night Live’s Lorne Michaels.
“Girls, if boys say something that’s not funny, you don’t have to laugh” Amy said in her acceptance speech.
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