Sunday, October 13th 2013
Christy and Linda for Chanel, by Karl Lagerfeld, 1991
Jaime King. Frankie Rayder. “Looking For A Kiss”
Her weird European accent! The parody-like lyrics! Her total lack of commitment to the contrived sexual situations! Britney’s complete lack of rhythm while these slithering snake ladies undulate around her! All the soft filtering and contouring makeup trying to make her look 10 years younger! The ridiculous concept! Is she a dominatrix who lives in the open desert next to a shark tank? This video is a beautiful offering of camp, though whether it is on purpose or not, I can’t tell. Britney’s people know that the gays are the best demographic in terms of big expendable incomes and ridiculously long lived loyalty (hence Gaga still having any kind of a career.) That being said, I demand that all of Britney’s future songs have the word bitch in them or else I’m taking my queer love of terrible things right on over to Katy Perry.
The Hunger Games
Well this girl was created in a lab just to tick off a number of my fetish buttons. She wears her long brunette hair curled at the ends and ties it back with ribbons! She wears little party dresses with crinolines underneath. She’s dimpled! She’s just fresh and healthy and darling and also has the best pop voice I’ve heard in decades!
Ariana performs Whitney Houston’s “I Wanna Dance With Somebody” in a poofy little party dress, this time spinning like a pop princess Wonder Woman, flashing bare thigh and panties and I faint dead away because it’s TOO MUCH! And again, she hits every note, flawlessly, effortlessly. She’s just out there in the world, being adorable, singing challenging, perfect pop songs beautifully. We, as a people, are so lucky!
Dakota Fanning and Elle Fanning
Saturday, October 12th 2013
MY LIFE FOR YOUUUUUUUU