Thursday, September 27th 2012

kwmurphy:

Hey, Nick Nolte here to interduce muh new product, Nick Nolte Brand Half-Eaten Jar a’ Pickled Crap.
Not sure a’ what’s all in there, regular pickle er two, maybe a couple a’ peppers, somthin’ looks like a banana peel, and a few hairs, prolly mine.  They been sittin’ in muh fridge for like a year, and frankly they kinda smell like mummified shit, so you can be sure they’re genu-ine.
So hope you enjoy, er not, er whatever, frankly I really don’t give a shit as long as you buy ‘em.  It’ll keep me in decent bud ‘n cigars.  
Catchya later. 

kwmurphy:

Hey, Nick Nolte here to interduce muh new product, Nick Nolte Brand Half-Eaten Jar a’ Pickled Crap.

Not sure a’ what’s all in there, regular pickle er two, maybe a couple a’ peppers, somthin’ looks like a banana peel, and a few hairs, prolly mine.  They been sittin’ in muh fridge for like a year, and frankly they kinda smell like mummified shit, so you can be sure they’re genu-ine.

So hope you enjoy, er not, er whatever, frankly I really don’t give a shit as long as you buy ‘em.  It’ll keep me in decent bud ‘n cigars.  

Catchya later. 

Tag(s): Nick Nolte MST3K Tom Servo Kevin Murphy

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