Suicide Blonde

Wednesday, June 5th 2013

“ This Means War is tone deaf and pointless, the comedy is dumb, the action standard punch-shoot-punch that you have seen a thousand times, and McG has no sense of humor. More to the point, I was hoping for something incompetent enough to be entertainingly shitty, but no such luck there either. So I have little to discuss here about the movie. So let’s talk for a minute about gay sex. „

-Alex K (x)

love this review as it makes watching ‘this means war’ worth it just to understand the reality of these gems:

“Contrived is the focal point, as the men displace their lust for one another’s loins by pouring it into her”

“Even the inevitable fight between them brims with sexual tension, while any makeout scene with the girl is more awkward and forced than the explanation any guy in the audience will have for their date about where their erection came from.”

“Pine gives off a vibe that suggests that he is rather flexible in these matters. And Tom Hardy is… well, every man in the audience of his films is bisexual by definition. I’d give the man an enthusiastic handjob, and I’m not even gay. I think.”

“This Means War functions solely as an examination into the evolution of men’s friendship into bisexuality, as well as beckoning the male audience goer into following them down the rabbit hole. “

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MUST WATCH THIS MOVIE IMMEDIATELY

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Friday, May 17th 2013

8:51 PM

The first movie set I was ever on is…

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Monday, May 13th 2013

12:21 AM

HAHAHAHAHAH THIS IS DESIGNED TO MAKE ME GO CRAZY HAHAHAH

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Friday, May 10th 2013

10:52 PM

bohemea:

This is just to throw SB off her Pinto game.

OMG ALL THESE BEAUTIFUL SEXUALLY AMBIGUOUS MEN ITS TOO MUCH

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Christian Bale and Tom Hardy

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Wednesday, April 10th 2013

8:00 AM

Tom Hardy

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Tuesday, April 9th 2013

8:00 AM

bohemea:

Baby Bane & Big Bane!

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Saturday, March 23rd 2013

4:40 PM

NO IT’S TOO MUCH!

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Tuesday, March 19th 2013

10:40 AM

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Thursday, March 14th 2013

8:30 PM

“ During his South by Southwest question-and-answer session, Gordon-Levitt told the audience he believes men and women today ‘are corralled into roles based on their gender that are not necessarily healthy…. There are a lot of gender roles that are reinforced in a lot of Hollywood movies that I think are really problematic,’ adding that that he is both a feminist and a man with ‘womb-envy.’ „

Wired.com, “What Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s Movie About Porn Addiction Is Really About” (via clickthefrog)

Adam B. Vary of Buzzfeed provided the full quote (HT Jules): “I think I have womb envy. Doesn’t that sound amazing, to have a baby inside you? Sorry, I’m weird.”

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Please nobody send Joe links to whiskyrunner’s catboy!Arthur fics.

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He just wants to have like, a million of Tom Hardy’s babies.

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